SIMUCASE AUDREY TRANSCRIPT EXAM
SCRIPT WITH VERIFIED QUESTIONS AND
ANSWERS
●● MUSHNIK: What morning? It's two o'clock in the afternoon. Not
that we had a customer. Who has customers when you run a flower shop
on Skid Row?
Answer: AUDREY: I'm sorry.
●● MUSHNIK: Audrey, you'd better go back there and see what
he's...Audrey. Where'd you get that shiner?
Answer: AUDREY: Shiner?
●● MUSHNIK: Audrey, that greasy boyfriend of yours - he's been
beating up on you again? Look, I know it's none of my business, but I'm
beginning to think he's maybe not such a nice boy.
Answer: AUDREY: You don't meet nice boys when you live on Skid
Row, Mr. Mushnik.
●● MUSHNIK: Seymour! Look what you done to the inventory!
Answer: AUDREY: Don't yell at Seymour, Mr. Mushnik.
,●● SEYMOUR: Hi, Audrey - you look radiant today. Is that new eye
makeup?
Answer: AUDREY: I'll clean it up before any of the customers get here.
●● MUSHNIK: Look at that! Six o'clock and we didn't sell so much as a
fern. I guess this is it. Don't bother coming in tomorrow.
Answer: AUDREY: You don't mean.
●● MUSHNIK: What, what what don't I mean? I mean I'm closed,
forget it, kaput.
Answer: AUDREY: You can't.
●● SEYMOUR: Mr. Mushnik, forgive me for saying so, but has it ever
occurred to you that maybe what the firm needs is to move in a new
direction?
Answer: AUDREY: What Seymour's trying to say, Mr. Mushnik,
is...Well, we've talked about it and we both agree...Seymour, why don't
you run in back and bring out that strange and interesting new plant
you've been working on? You see, Mr. Mushnik, some of those exotic
plants Seymour has been tinkering around with are really unusual and
we were both thinking that maybe some of his strange and interesting
plants-- prominently displayed and advertised-- would attract business.
●● SEYMOUR: I'm afraid it isn't feeling very well today.
Answer: AUDREY: There. Now isn't that bizarre?
, ●● SEYMOUR: I don't know. It looks like some kind of flytrap, but I
haven't been able to identify it in any of my books. So I gave it my own
name. I call it an Audrey Two.
Answer: AUDREY: After me?
●● CUSTOMER: Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing that strange and
interesting plant. What is it?
Answer: AUDREY: It's an Audrey Two.
●● MUSHNIK: Fifty dollars!
Answer: AUDREY: Fifty dollars!
●● MUSHNIK: Twice as many!
Answer: AUDREY: Twice as many!
●● MUSHNIK: Put that Audrey Two in the window where the passers-
by can see. My God, I'd never have believed it. My children, I'm taking
us all to dinner!
Answer: AUDREY: Oh, I'd love to, Mr. Mushnik, but I have a date.
●● MUSHNIK: With the same nogoodnik? I'm telling you, Audrey, you
don't need a date with him, you need major medical. He ain't a good
clean kinda boy.
SCRIPT WITH VERIFIED QUESTIONS AND
ANSWERS
●● MUSHNIK: What morning? It's two o'clock in the afternoon. Not
that we had a customer. Who has customers when you run a flower shop
on Skid Row?
Answer: AUDREY: I'm sorry.
●● MUSHNIK: Audrey, you'd better go back there and see what
he's...Audrey. Where'd you get that shiner?
Answer: AUDREY: Shiner?
●● MUSHNIK: Audrey, that greasy boyfriend of yours - he's been
beating up on you again? Look, I know it's none of my business, but I'm
beginning to think he's maybe not such a nice boy.
Answer: AUDREY: You don't meet nice boys when you live on Skid
Row, Mr. Mushnik.
●● MUSHNIK: Seymour! Look what you done to the inventory!
Answer: AUDREY: Don't yell at Seymour, Mr. Mushnik.
,●● SEYMOUR: Hi, Audrey - you look radiant today. Is that new eye
makeup?
Answer: AUDREY: I'll clean it up before any of the customers get here.
●● MUSHNIK: Look at that! Six o'clock and we didn't sell so much as a
fern. I guess this is it. Don't bother coming in tomorrow.
Answer: AUDREY: You don't mean.
●● MUSHNIK: What, what what don't I mean? I mean I'm closed,
forget it, kaput.
Answer: AUDREY: You can't.
●● SEYMOUR: Mr. Mushnik, forgive me for saying so, but has it ever
occurred to you that maybe what the firm needs is to move in a new
direction?
Answer: AUDREY: What Seymour's trying to say, Mr. Mushnik,
is...Well, we've talked about it and we both agree...Seymour, why don't
you run in back and bring out that strange and interesting new plant
you've been working on? You see, Mr. Mushnik, some of those exotic
plants Seymour has been tinkering around with are really unusual and
we were both thinking that maybe some of his strange and interesting
plants-- prominently displayed and advertised-- would attract business.
●● SEYMOUR: I'm afraid it isn't feeling very well today.
Answer: AUDREY: There. Now isn't that bizarre?
, ●● SEYMOUR: I don't know. It looks like some kind of flytrap, but I
haven't been able to identify it in any of my books. So I gave it my own
name. I call it an Audrey Two.
Answer: AUDREY: After me?
●● CUSTOMER: Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing that strange and
interesting plant. What is it?
Answer: AUDREY: It's an Audrey Two.
●● MUSHNIK: Fifty dollars!
Answer: AUDREY: Fifty dollars!
●● MUSHNIK: Twice as many!
Answer: AUDREY: Twice as many!
●● MUSHNIK: Put that Audrey Two in the window where the passers-
by can see. My God, I'd never have believed it. My children, I'm taking
us all to dinner!
Answer: AUDREY: Oh, I'd love to, Mr. Mushnik, but I have a date.
●● MUSHNIK: With the same nogoodnik? I'm telling you, Audrey, you
don't need a date with him, you need major medical. He ain't a good
clean kinda boy.
