Paramedic 1 final exam BC (read till
end) Questions with Correct Answers
Hope - ANSWERSAbandon all of it.
Pass - ANSWERSDon't expect it.
A&P - ANSWERSToo much to retain In the amount of time given
Pathophysiology - ANSWERSRefer to A&P
Study guide - ANSWERSNonexistent
Powerpoints - ANSWERSDon't help you pass tests
When will you use this knowledge? - ANSWERSNever.
Homework - ANSWERSDon't expect it.
Should have went to FSU - ANSWERSI hear underwater basket weaving and college
parties are fun.
IVs - ANSWERSThe arms do not even come close to the real thing.
IVs #2 - ANSWERSThe tape WILL get STUCK to your glove, not the arm.
IVs #3 - ANSWERSThe catheter WILL slip outside of the vein and you will contaminate
it and fail.
IV#4 - ANSWERSNo amount of pressure you apply to the vein will stop the flow of fake
blood from spurting all over the table.
IV #5 - ANSWERSYour technique will always be terrible don't try to get perfect.
King Tube - ANSWERSThe lungs WILL NEVER inflate when you are testing.
King Tube #2 - ANSWERSThe Tube will ALWAYS slide out of place.
King Tube #3 - ANSWERSThe King tube "balloon" will always deflate.
King Tube #4 - ANSWERSThe syringe will Always fall out of your hand when you need
to fill the balloons.
end) Questions with Correct Answers
Hope - ANSWERSAbandon all of it.
Pass - ANSWERSDon't expect it.
A&P - ANSWERSToo much to retain In the amount of time given
Pathophysiology - ANSWERSRefer to A&P
Study guide - ANSWERSNonexistent
Powerpoints - ANSWERSDon't help you pass tests
When will you use this knowledge? - ANSWERSNever.
Homework - ANSWERSDon't expect it.
Should have went to FSU - ANSWERSI hear underwater basket weaving and college
parties are fun.
IVs - ANSWERSThe arms do not even come close to the real thing.
IVs #2 - ANSWERSThe tape WILL get STUCK to your glove, not the arm.
IVs #3 - ANSWERSThe catheter WILL slip outside of the vein and you will contaminate
it and fail.
IV#4 - ANSWERSNo amount of pressure you apply to the vein will stop the flow of fake
blood from spurting all over the table.
IV #5 - ANSWERSYour technique will always be terrible don't try to get perfect.
King Tube - ANSWERSThe lungs WILL NEVER inflate when you are testing.
King Tube #2 - ANSWERSThe Tube will ALWAYS slide out of place.
King Tube #3 - ANSWERSThe King tube "balloon" will always deflate.
King Tube #4 - ANSWERSThe syringe will Always fall out of your hand when you need
to fill the balloons.
