A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus
driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples.
Why? - ANS_An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs
him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this
be? - ANS_The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it
up to dry.
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am
used by almost everybody. What am I? - ANS_Pencil lead
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately
crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it? -
ANS_The river was frozen
I can't be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am
I? - ANS_Love
Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I? - ANS_8
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I? - ANS_a
calendar
How can 8 + 8 = 4? - ANS_When you think in terms of time. 8 AM + 8 hours= 4 o'clock
driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples.
Why? - ANS_An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs
him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this
be? - ANS_The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it
up to dry.
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am
used by almost everybody. What am I? - ANS_Pencil lead
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately
crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it? -
ANS_The river was frozen
I can't be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am
I? - ANS_Love
Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I? - ANS_8
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I? - ANS_a
calendar
How can 8 + 8 = 4? - ANS_When you think in terms of time. 8 AM + 8 hours= 4 o'clock
