Moenie verwar met die meer gevaarlike spesie, die pedofiele, Do not confuse the more dangerous species, the pedophiles, No
nie, Geen Nieu-Seelandse sportman of -vrou word na die New Zealand sportsman or woman is thrown abroad without
buiteland gestwur sonder pteridofiete op hulle kleertjies nie. pteridophytes on their clothes. It was lame and struggling with
Dié was lispel en sukkel met woorde soos pterido noem hulle words like pterido they simply call ferns. How do they look? They
sommer varings. Hoe lyk hulle? Hulle het stingels en wortels have stems and roots and leaves. But flowers? Aikôna.
en blare. Maar blomme? Aikôna. Plant voort deur spore. (En Reproduce through spores. (And where were you with your Nikes
waar was jy met jou Nikes laas nag?) laaste Nut? Versierings, last night?) Last Nut? Decorations, may once have been dinosaur
was dalk eens op 'n tyd dinosouruskos en - is food and - are ground covers. (Cover your naked garden with but
grondbedekkers. (Bedek u naakte tuin met maar nie die not least our pteridophytes and save yourself embarrassment.)
minste nie ons pteridofiete en bespaar uself verleentheid.)
April 24
24 April
My Life Sciences jokes are really faint. Old Henko Wiese's captions
My Lewenswetenskappe-grappies is regtig flou. Ou Hen- ko are much funnier. Can't believe he was so sharp. Though he's just
Wiese se sketsbyskrifte is baie snaakser. Kan nie glo hy was a super sniper. One that just looks awake enough to get to school
so skerp nie. Dog hy is net 'n supersluiper. Een wat net and back. Wonder what is Henko doing now? Actually, most
wakker genoeg lyk om die pad skool toe en terug te kry. people are quite different from what they seem to be in the eye.
Wonder wat doen Henko nou? Eintlik is die meeste mense Just take you for example, you could have been such a clown.
heel anders as wat hulle so op die oog af lyk. Vat nou maar Strings or jokes escalated, until you later irritated yourself so that
vir jou wat so 'n nar kon wees. Stringe grappe uitgeryg, totdat you could scream.But then, if the
jy jouself later so irriteer dat jy kan skreeu. Maar dan, as die
ander nie by is nie, praat Jy meer sin as die meeste van die others are absent, You talk more sense than most of the academic
akademiese wrakke. wrecks.
Wat Lewenswetenskappe Prakties betref, is ek nou al slim As far as Life Sciences Practical is concerned, I'm already smart
genoeg om te sorg dat ek elke keer by die ligmikroskoop uit- enough to make sure I get to the light microscope every time the